Copyright April 23-24, 2002 by Matthew Haldeman-Time
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Joe Dick/Billy Tallent
Disclaimer: Hard Core Logo, with its related characters and themes, does not belong to me. I make no money from this venture.
Wherein Bruce asks questions, the guys give answers, and Matthew slashes a CKR character with yet another person. (This is number five, yes?)
Notice: There is something wrong when I finally write HCL slash
and it's rated PG-13.
Pipe: Yeah, it's fucking true. It's fucking fucking true. Did him right up the ass. Billy couldn't take a shit right for a week.
Was it rape? Did Billy want it?
John: There's a... You can want something to be true but not want it to happen. You can want something to happen but dread its coming. What Billy wants from Joe and what Billy wants to happen between them, those are different things.
Pipe: Billy's a tease. He's a fucking pricktease. He does it with everybody, the way he flirts, those looks he'll give you. Oh, he does it with me, he does it with everybody, but he does it to Joe all the freaking time. He has social graces God just didn't give the rest of us, you know? And he uses that, he fucking uses it. And Joe knows it. I think Joe finally just called him on it, took from Billy what Billy'd been offering for years.
Billy: Look, I have this tour going on right now, and all of the shit that's bringing up. I have Jenifur, and I'm in and then I'm out and then I'm in there. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, I have this daughter - - I don't want to talk about something that happened ages ago. It was one night. Neither one of us was exactly clear-headed at the time.
Joe: I love Billy Tallent. I also enjoy fucking him over. You figure it out. You got any more questions?
Have the two of you had sex together since then?
Joe: Why? Would you like to film that, too? [silence as Joe smokes, looking alternately belligerent and bemused] Have we had sex together since then. Well, that would depend on what you mean by "together."
What could "together" mean?
Joe: Billy. Billy Fucking Tallent! [Billy, passing by, looks over at Joe's call] Yeah, you. Bruce wants to talk to us. Together. [Billy walks over and stands by Joe] Go ahead, Bruce. You had a question for Billy? Villiam, Bruce wants to know if we're screwing each other. Let me clarify that. He wants to know if we're having sex with each other. I think he already knows how badly we love to screw each other.
Billy: I think you like to screw me.
Joe: You're saying you don't screw me? I'm hurt. I'm hurt, here, Billy. You pain me. That's not buddies.
Billy: I don't know about you, Bruce, but not everyone's sexual ideal is a husky guy with a mohawk.
Joe: Not husky. I'm not husky, Billy. I'm solid.
Billy: Fat.
Joe: Healthy, you skinny shit.
Billy: Chunky. Pasty, too.
Joe: And were you saying that the mohawk isn't part of everyone's standard sexual fantasy?
Billy: It doesn't usually factor in, no.
Joe: Then, damn. What was I thinking? Well, thank you for letting me know that, Billy. That's buddies.
Billy: It sure is.