You get to matthewtime.com.  You scroll past the official warnings.  You click on the link to the RPS page, noting the warnings beneath said link.  You hit the RPS warning page.  You continue on to the RPS page itself.

        At some point during that journey, you should have noticed that, hey, this site is for adults only.  That is, legal adults.  Not really mature sixteen-year-olds.

        There are legal issues here.  My site is breaking enough laws as it is.  If you're seventeen years old and you like to think about Backstreet Boys kissing other Backstreet Boys, that's your right.  But you can't do it here.

        Please don't break the law.  Please don't get me in trouble.

        I'm trusting people with myself, my ideas, my fantasies, my private dreams.  You have no idea how much of me is on this site and in my work.  If I can trust you with all of that, I should be able to trust you to wait until the right time to read it.

        Adults only.  I said it and I mean it.  This is Matthew, putting down his foot.

        Now.  Get out of here.  Don't make me get nasty.

        One more time:

        If you're underage, do not visit this site, do not read my work, do not send me feedback, do not send me banners, do not come to the chat, and do not visit the Drewboard.  If you want to see guys from *NSYNC kissing, write and tell them that.